Welcome to EXPERIANNE

A company that specializes in whispering passages from "Mein Kampf" into the ears of babies, without the permission of parents or the babies themselves.

We don't know how we make money from this — probably from targeted advertising or something. But you know what they say: "Do what you love, and the money will follow!"

We are Experianne. Please do not mistake us for Experian. What they do is unforgivable.